We Do This To Say, Hey, Thanx To All The Wonderful People And Their Families Who Work For And Contribute To Make primitive pictures production Somewhat Successful. It's Always A Fun Filled Laugh Fest With Some Of The Greatest Entertainers from the arctic nations. We Usually Hold It At The The Wyoming Frontier Prison In Carbon County But This Year (2019) Due To An Invasion Of Hungry Cicadas We Were Forced To Have The Get Together On The Lot Of primitive pictures production. Who Knew Cicadas Love Zweigle Hots And Zima Malt Liquor. Not Me! the 3p's quarterly semi-annual zweigles and zima family appreciation day Has Had Some Of The Best And Entertaining arctic World Entertainers. And 2019 Was No Exception. Our Main Attraction Was Senor Manipulador De Fuego (Mister Fire Manipulator), A Rather Entertaining Gentleman From Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada. This Guy Could Do Anything With Fire. His Piece De Resistance Is To "Eat" A Large Flame And Blow It Out His Rear. It Would Have Worked If He Had Realized His Rear Hatched Trousers Were Made From Cellulosic Material Which Is Considered The Most Combustible Material This Side Of Mercury. You Would Think Senor Manipulador De Fuego Would Know That Common Piece Of Information. Anyway, When He performed his act, His Rear Was Facing The Official primitive pictures production Concierge Vehicle And Set It On Fire. As Would Have It The Vehicle Was Parked In Front Of The 3p Building, Which REALLY Needed A Paint Job. With The Chipping Paint, The Building Went Up In Flames Faster Than The Hindenburg. Who Knew?! thankfully No One Was Injured. Although All The Wonderful People Who Worked For And Contributed To The Somewhat Success Of primitive pictures production Have All Up And Quit Like The Dogs They Are. All Except Arturo Del Planet Our Resident Artist. The Last Time I Saw Him He Was Walking Towards The Bull And Spectacles Tavern On 2134th Street. That Was Years Ago. Two Years Later I Got The Strength To Go Through What is Left Of 3p. Not A Lot. What I Find I will post On This Site. Plans Are In The Works To "Restart" primitive pictures production. we will see. Thanx For Stopping By. Really, Thanx. a dear and devoted friend
